Tag: FIBBING FRIDAY

Fibs- anything but the truth

1. What is halitosis?

When you cover your nose after your spouse does a number two in the bathroom

2. What is an hallucination?

The thing you see when you want to escape reality

3. What is hell?

The weather prediction for next week in my neck of the woods

4. What is a hurricane?

The attitude of women going through life

5. What is ham fisted?

when the pig gets mad when the farmer doesn’t go to the market

6. What is the hokey cokey?

The hokey pokey but in reverse

7. What is hoosegow?

Where the moose roam

8. What is a higgler?

A person who wears a wig

9. What is a hogger?

A person with Hoggard for their last name.

10. What is a hodge?

a place where hedgehogs live

Fibbing Friday

1. Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!”

Nala from the Lion King

2.  “Shut up, you had me at hello”

Me: I know you love me, but why do you love me?

My husband, David, says, ” Shut up – you had me at hello.” ( at least I am telling myself that)

3. “Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”x

Snakes on the airplane

4. “I’ll have what she’s having.”

2. “Shut up – you had me at ‘hello.’”

My mom and I when we can’t decide what to eat

5. “It’s alive! It’s alive!”

Probably me to as I try to squash a tick which is almost impossible

6. “No man is a failure who has friends”.

Winnie The Pooh

7. “If you build it, he will come.”

On the rare occasions I fry bacon, my son will magically appear out of his room

8. “I feel the need, the need for speed.”

what my ridiculous ex says when he sees a car

9. “On Wednesdays, we wear pink.” 

Reese Witherspoon on Legally blonde

10. “Florals? For spring. Groundbreaking.”

Scentsy Headquaters

Much love,

Heidi