1. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 

Amber Heard-  in the court case with Johnny Depp

2. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

😂me

3. My diet plan: make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get, the thinner I look.

Guy Fieri

4. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry. Me😂

5. You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Will Smith

6. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Marilyn Monroe

7. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Dolly Pardon

8. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.

Rodney Dangerfield

9. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Tom Cruise

10. I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

Blair Warner from The Facts of Life

Are you fibbing me? -FIBBING FRIDAY WITH DI

Until next Friday,

Heidi💜